Meet Our Founders

Amazoon.fake started in 2019 when two friends asked: "What if a store sold only things nobody needs?" Billions of dollars in fake revenue later, here we are.

Mark

Co-Founder & Chief Nonsense Officer

"I came up with the Bluetooth Pet Rock in the shower. Best idea I've ever had. Only idea I've ever had."

🏆 Forbes 30 Under 30 (Fake Edition)
🪨 Owns 4,000 pet rocks personally

Davin Mitchell

Co-Founder & CEO (Chief Ejector-seat Officer)

"Every great company starts with a dream. Ours started with bottled air and a lot of confidence."

💼 Has escaped 312 meetings with our Ejector Seat
🦆 Personally mentors our Rubber Duck engineers